Where the summer is killed by fall
Alive behind the Crimson Door, while the winter sing~

Brasil. Jan-07. Female. Single. Weird. Likes lots of stuff.

BEIJO PRA QUEM É TRAVESTI E ABRAÇO PRAZAMIGA.

Chumhandle: crimsonGatekeeper

I'M A FUCKING NACHO -WAIT

(七蝶)

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

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wonderlandweird:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

Smaug

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

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pokemonpalooza:

Pokemon - Johto Journey:Ignorance is Blissey

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything"

- Muhammad Ali

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regionalatpilots:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

then whata wrong with my penis

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